*Just a quick intro- sorry I haven’t posted in a looooong time, I’m 17 now, in my second year of college, learning to drive and doing a degree next year- enjoy this post! Lol*
So considering it’s Valentine’s Day I thought I’d make a Valentine’s Day related blog. Now as I’m sure you can see by the title I’m not a fan and yeah you guessed it- I’m single. I’d like to say that I’m not jealous, but we all know that single people are always jealous on Valentine’s Day- it’s a fact.
What I’m mainly here to rant about though is them gross, cringey, soppy af couples that make even normal couples cringe. We all have them, plastered all over Facebook today like the bloody plague with half the Queen’s front garden tied in a red bow in someone’s living room. “I love you so so much baby boo- you are my Earth, my stars, my everything” ewwww facccck off! That just puts unimaginable thoughts into my head that i’d rather not think of thank you very much! Save that shiteee for text man… I don’t want to see that crap on my wall thanks!
And ughhhh the sex… Not the sex! Now with this one you get all sorts and for some reason people seem to enjoy letting you know they’ve been at it on Valentine’s Day. You know what? I don’t care. I actually do not give one shit. First of all is the snapchatters. Them slightly over confident couples that don’t think twice about posting a picture of them both uncomfortably close in bed clearly naked with a smug look on their faces. Really? I mean really? Is there a need? Then you’ve got the tellers. Them overly sexually orientated friends that will give you a little nudge and say “guess what I was up to last night?!” Really bitch? Do I really need to guess? Dirty girl!! And last but not least is your hinters… They’ll look at you and giggle until with much regret you’re forcibly made to ask why they’re giggling and the annoying little shits will continue to giggle until in frustration you shout “what?!” And then they look at you with sad little puppy eyes and you have to bloody apologise for their stupidness! I mean guys chill man….😂
I’m calm I promise! I’m off now to Netflix and chill in my single bed with my dog👍🏻 Peace out guys😂✌🏻️